Ambler has a leprechaun in her head...

Title: The Beauty and the Beast Adventure of Moony, Padfoot and Prongs (Part One)
Author: taraamber
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast; Harry Potter
Characters: Just look at the title.
Pairing:Do you want me to go there?
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Beauty and the Beast belongs to Disney, the marauders belong to J.K. Rowling, my muse belongs to me, and anyone else belongs to themselves. If you think I am doing this for commercial profits, you need to have your head examined.
Warnings: Sirius crack…I mean, serious crack (okay, actually both), cross dressing, shameless insertion of both muse and author, shameless insertion of requestee. All elements of bad!fic are on purpose or the result of laziness. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Dedication: To fictionalcandie, because she asked for it.
Summary: And spoil the fun?

( When Sirius woke up, he was hairy. )

List (in no particular order) ten fifteen twenty many fictional characters you wouldn't kick out of bed and tag five people to do the same.

1.Sirius Black (the one who belong's to fictionalcandie...not that guy from the book or movies)
2.Lance (no, really, he counts--he's in fanfic!)
3.Fred from Angel (she is pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty...)
4.Josie from Josie and the Pussycats (she plays guitar and sings!)
5.Elizabeth from Pride and Prejudice (though she would kick me out)
6.Melody from Josie and the Pussycats (she plays drums!)
7.Tara and Willow from Buffy (they go together...mwhahaha...though the Ambler says I am bad)


That's all I got. And taraamber says no tagging people. Though if you want to do it and say I tagged you, she can't stop you.

Title: Rodney Ticks (Sheppard is Just Hot)
Author: taraamber
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis with a side of Beauty and the Beast.
Rating: PG for brief scissor violence.
Pairing: None, really. 
Characters: Dr. Radek Zalenka, Dr. Rodney McKay, Major John Sheppard, Dr. Elizabeth Weir, Lt. Aiden Ford, Teyla Emmagen, Dr. Carson   Beckett 
Warning:  Crack!fic.  Though, unlike the last crack!fic I posted, this is not also bad!fic.
Disclaimer:  Not mine.  I just decided to have some fun with them.
A/N:  This story has been a long time coming.  Pretty much from the evening this past spring that I watched Disney's Beauty and the Beast and was struck by the similarities between two of the characters and two characters from SGA.  This may be the longest one shot I have written to date, and it sure took me long enough to write.  Even if you are only familiar with Beauty and the Beast, you may still enjoy this story.  At the very least, I have the satisfaction of knowing that my sister and my Mum get a huge kick out of it.  I'm getting a big kick out of the fact that my muse will be ticked that I managed to polish this up while he's on loan.

Title:  Once Upon A Time, Amanda and Amber Did Not Have Enough Sleep
Fandom:Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring/LOST/Pirates of the Caribbean/Harry Potter
Authors: <lj user=taraamber> and <lj user=juniorfan29>
Pairings: You name it, we got it.
Rating: S for silly
Crossposted in: <lj user=juniorfan29> and <lj user=taraamber>
Spoilers: <b>Pirate of the Caribbean At World's End</b>
Disclaimer: Not ours.  Though they should be.  We do to better.

<lj-cut text="Once upon a time...">
Once upon a time, Gandalf found Sam in grass underneath the window. Sam said to Gandalf, "Don't turn me into anything...unnatural."

Gandalf said, "I have another plan for you.  You gonna be my sex slave."

The horses went doo doo doot doo doo doot doo doo doot doot doot doo doo doot doo doo doot doo doo doot doot doot doo doo doot doo doo doot doo doo doot doot doot doo doo dooooo doo doo doot doot doot. 

So then, Merry, the hobbit, while sitting by the campfire and later, while in the woods with a torch keept thinking, "Why do I feel like my name is Charlie, and I keep looking for a baby named Aaron."

Just then, Sawyer went running through the woods.  A polar bear was following.  Polar bear subtitles: <i>But baby, come back!  I'm pregnant!</i>

Then the pretty elf lady, who glowed, came to get Frodo to make him all better.  The pretty elf lady made the water turn into sea horsies, and they went doo doo doot doo doo doot doo doo doot doot doot doo doo doot doo doo doot doo doo doot doot doot doo doo doot doo doo doot doo doo doot doot doot  doo doo doooooo doo doo doot doot doot!

Frodo was allllll better.  Sam, his hobbity loooove, had been by his side the whole time.  Sadly, Frodo started cheating on Sam with the one ring.

Later Will/Legolas met the other love of his life.  Their eyes met over the one ring of power during the big meeting with the elves.  It turns out Will was lying to Elizabeth about that whole every ten years thing.  The truth is, he runs off to dye his hair blonde, put on his pretty elf dress and make goggily eyes at Aragorn.

All the people at the meeting fought over the ring, and it became apparent that Will cannot sit down and shut up.  He likes to stand up for his boyfriend, which embarrasses Aragorn.  Frodo's affair with the ring was also apparent at this time.  He was going withdrawal.

His hobbity love, Sam, got jealous. "What can that piece of metal do for you that I can't?"

They set off on a road trip, and Will shot the Kraken with his bow and arrow to save Frodo.  Then Frodo was getting jiggy with Will.  Then Frodo got jiggy with Aragorn, because Aragorn carried him.  Then Will caught his boyfriend Aragorn when the bridge went boom.

Then distant relatives of the Malfoy family, pretty elves, let them stay with them.  Frodo has a love connection with this blond pretty elf lady who is distantly related to the Malfoy family.

Frodo looked in the pretty elf lady's pensieve and suddenly we have stumbled into a LOST flash forward.

After they have left the pretty elf lady, Boromir threw hissy fit, because Frodo has not gotton jiggy with him yet.  He was very upset, and felt left out.  Frodo ran away, which makes Boromir cry. "Frodo, come back, I love you!"

Upset that Boromir wanted to get in on the action, Frodo rebuffed Aragorn when he came around for a little fun.  Aragorn was sad, but lets Frodo go back to his hobbity love, Sam.  After all, Aragorn still had Will.

Moral of the story, Frodo gets around.

The End

Credits Roll

Dead guy goes over a waterfall, and Amanda says, "Didn't I just watch this movie last night?"

 

Title: Severus Snape Prefers Blondes
Authors: scrackbeeker and taraamber
Rating: PG-13 for severe crackiness
Pairings: That would spoil all the fun, to tell you! Let's just say, be warned.
Fandom: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Buffy tVS, Star Wars, brief mention of X-Men
Warnings: This is crack!fic. And boy, is it cracked out.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to someone else other than scrackbeeker and me. We just decided to play with them.
Dedication: To crack!fic lovers, of course.

( Severus Snape Prefers Blondes )

Title: The Reluctant Mary-Sues
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG for insanity
Warning: Crack!fic and Mary-Sue!fic all rolled into one.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter universe was created and is owned by JK Rowling. The rest of us just like to muck it up.
Note: I wanted to expand this into a bigger fic, but I think this might be as much as anyone can handle as it is. ;-)
Dedication: For juniorfan and scrackbeeker. (Girl One and Girl Two.)

( Once upon a time--because that’s how fairy tales start--there were three girls. These girls were friends, and of course, had their own names, but perhaps it would be best to call them Girl One, Girl Two, and Girl Three. )

Title: Help & Candy
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Author: taraamber
Rating: G
Warning: Geekiness and fluff.
Note: Written for the contrelamontre love challenge in 23 minutes.
Disclaimer: The Trio belong to Joss Whedon. I just like to borrow them for play dates. ;)
Summary: Jonthan and Andrew on an afternoon without Warren--it's almost like old times.

( Help & Candy )

Title: Virgin Sacrifice = Lance
Fandom: Nsync
Author: taraamber
Rating: PG for sacrificing
Warning: Implied "Trickyfish" and one sided "Joshtin," as well as the sacrificing of virgins. This fic is on crack.
Note: Written for the contrelamontre sacrifice challenge in 50 minutes. Once again, this fic is on crack.

( Lance knew that performing for an organization that might just be a cult was a bad idea. And why is he the logical choice to be sacrificed? )

Title: Familial Bliss
Fandom: Nsync
Author: taraamber
Rating: PG for JC and Justin writing music on the other bus ;-)
Warning: "Trickyfish" and straight!Joey
Note: Written in 55 minutes for the contrelamontre travelling challenge. Stay tuned at the end of the ficlet for a convo between me and Joey. Scared?

( Familial Bliss )

Title: It's Not Supposed to Change Anything
Fandom: Nsync
Author: taraamber
Rating: PG for cold showers
Warning: "baby Joshtin" and implied Lance/someone else
Requested by: postingwhore Summer of 2004
Note: 479 words. Dialogue: "It's not supposed to change anything."

( It's not supposed to change anything. )

taraamber is so cruel to me. I, as a good muse, inspire her, and all she does is tell her mother (and includes the problems with the idea. Do I have to do everything?). No mention in her livejournal post. *grumble*

We'll see if I inspire her at all over break to work on any of the stories she's started.

Amber:
Honestly. He's such a grumpy leprechaun. It might be because everyone else in my head has been calling him one of Santa's elves.

Anyways, he did give me some inspiration, which I do appreciate. A Stargate SG-1 story that might even be novel worthy. As in not a fanfic, but something to send in to (hopefully) get published. But as I have a few of those floating around and they have not gotten anywhere near to being ready to send to a publishing company, I'm not holding my breath.

*grumble* She could at least try to sound more positive about it.

Title: Share and Share Alike
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
Author: taraamber
Rating: PG (I want to put PG-13, but really, there's nothing in here that's PG-13)
Warning: Threesome. Kinda.
Note: Drabble post! This one is the Andrew/AJ/Eri for berriest_eri. Just so you know, I had way too much fun writing this. *grins* 282 words. Written in August of 2004. This is really supposed to be a missing scene of that one Angel episode where Angel and Spike go to Italy, try to find Buffy, but find Andrew instead. I turned the two girls Andrew left with into Eri and myself, because that is what Eri requested.

( Share )

Title: Love's Illusion
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: taraamber
Rating: G
Warning: Spoilers for Book 5, and I suppose, arguably, Book 6 (even though it wasn't out yet when I wrote this).
Note: For scrackbeeker: Remus/female, 245 words, "It's love's illusion I recall. I really don't know love at all." Written in August of 2004. No, I am not that good...I got the idea from another fic I read. Though I must say I did feel rather satisfied while reading Book 6, even if I was surprised, because that just came out of no where.

( Love's Illusion )

Title: It's Listening In, Not Eavesdropping
Fandom: Nsync
Author: taraamber
Rating: G
Warning: Gratuitous use of the Leprechaun, because he took over.
Note: For duckduck: Baby Lambs, 469 words, "Are you sure that's supposed to fit in there?" Chris kinda took over the ficlet, sorry about that. Written in August of 2004.

( Not Eavesdropping )

Title: What Came After
Fandom: Nascar
Author: taraamber
Rating: PG
Warning: Tony Stewart kissage. ;)
Note: This is one of the drabble/ficlets that juniorfan29 requested. A surprise pairing, and this dialogue: "Did he just hug and kiss a man on national television? I KNEW he couldn't be straight." Not my best piece of writing by far, but it should make you laugh, or at least smile. This is dedicated to scrackbeeker, since the dialogue came straight out of her mouth. ;) Written in July of 2004.

( What )

Title: Missing Link
Fandom: Nsync
Author: taraamber
Rating: PG
Warning: A scary red sweater, and JC's truly frightening outfit.
Note: Wrote it for the contrelamontre grocery list challenge. There had to be 4 men/boys or women/girls that had a central role (JC, Justin, Chris, Lance), 2 instances of striking fashion (JC's outfit, Joey's sweater), 3 red objects (tinted mirror, Joey's sweater, Lance's face), and a violin. I wrote this in 43 minutes in January of 2004.
Summary: The boys lose Joey in a large fun house, so they split up to find their 'missing link.'

( Missing )

Title: Desolation
Fandom: Frankenstein
Author: taraamber
Rating: G
Note: A "missing portion" of one of Robert Walton's letters to his sister, written during the time Victor Frankenstein was relating his tale to Walton. I wrote this in 35 minutes for the contrelamontre traveling challenge in February of 2004.

( Desolation )

Who thinks the Ambler should write a Guy Fawkes day fic?

I think she should.

Amber: I don't have time to write a Guy Fawkes day fic, though I do like the idea, even if it comes from you.

Chris: Hey! You can't pop in here like that! Make comments or something.

Amber: Why? You used to do this to me all the time. Besides, let me remind you that you are merely a voice in my head, not another personality that can take over my body. I could completely ignore you and not let you post things.

Chris: Why can't you have multiple personality disorder? This writer's skitzo stuff is not so much fun.

Amber: Not so much fun for you. *looks smug*

Chris: *pokes brain cell*

Amber: Ow!